Desperate IITians

" Dekh.. dekh.. udhar ek babe jaa rahi hai....abe kash apne college main do chaar aise hotein "

This is a typical IITian dialogue when they go outside to hang out with friends (obviously and unfortunately with friends having similar sexual orientation). The scarcity of so called 'females' in IITs not only made the students desperate over the years but lead few of them to major metamorphic changes [PUN intended]. After four years of imprisonment, aloof from the external world, any remote girl with biological specifications of a female considered as a ' babe'. By the end of first year we not only had knowledge of technical tactics but came to know about the diversification in english linguist regarding girls.

girls can be broadly classified into two major categories

1. Fe Males

2. Non Males

The first one is acceptable and praised by the students, but the second one are those who are responsible for the outnumber of henpecked husbands. 'Non males' can also be classified as those girls who possess the physical stature of a female but unfortunately thinks with men's perspective.

When we were sitting inside our convocation hall for registration in first year, then the director of IIT-B announced with glare on his face about the ratio of girls in IIT. It was a great news for them that girls number increased from 5% to 5.5% with respect to the last year. But for us it was nothing better, may be increase in one or two gal....naaaa !! not fair. Situations are so pathetic inside IITs that u can think of it like in this way, there are all total 66 students in our batch accompanied by only 6 opposite sexes. Ratio of 1:11 ....ohh gawdd !!! dont know how they manage to handle this aberration. Atleast we have 'some' number but dont know how Aerospace department is working on, poor guys they even dont have a single girl to boast on.

Desperateness has reached to its zenith that you can smell it in common language as a redolent lingo 'Despo' or 'Despogiri' derived on the similar grounds of typical mumbhaikar language 'bhaigiri'. Somehow we tend to become habituated to this conditions, infact this change could be seen in the girls as well. Initialy they were use to give quick glance on abusive longitudnal waves even if it was around 10 decibel points* but after 3-4 years no matter what you speak infront of them they become kind of impervious to everything.

Now thats the INSIDE story......but still every year we pray to the almighty government to have quota for the girls .

" shayad humara bhi kuch bhala ho jaaye..... "

* - Decibel is a unit of measurement of the loudness or strength of a signal. A whisper is about 20 dB